Thursday, December 10, 2009

Commandments Of The Religon Of Environmentalists

ZoNation's comically rifts on the occasion of UN Climate Change Summit, with a vein of truth, particularly in the wake of the much under reported Climategate scandal.

Dopenhagen

"You shall not use the term climate change in vain...mighty term that ends all debate.

For 6 days, you should benefit off the labor of others.

Remember Earth Day and thy father's science.

Thou shalt not kill tree, kill the unborn instead.

Thou shalt not commit adultery because that would lead to unexpected pregnancy, which could further overpopulate, which is bad for the environment.

Thou shalt not steal, wait for the government to steal the fruits of others for you and you may receive your ration.

Thou shalt not challenge the false evidence of environmentalists.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's oil.

If you do not follow these commandments, you are doomed to hell, translated as global warming."

-AlfonZo Rachel

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