Tuesday, September 28, 2010
"LA gets tourists from all over the world. I saw some people who looked like they were from Africa admiring the giant fountain out front. It got me thinking - how would you explain a giant fountain to someone from that part of the world.
Here in America, we have so much clean, drinkable water that sometimes we use the extra to decorate. And then what we do is take our spare change, which is the money we have left over after we have bought everything we could possibly want and we just throw it in the fountain. And make a wish for a better life.
If there are ducks in the fountain, we will take some of the bread we have left over, after we have eaten everything we could possibly eat."
- Adam Yenser, Right 2 Laugh, political satire on the Right Network.